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Morning, Afternoon, Whatever they say the time is. (I'm going to skip the technique of creating an emotional roller coaster before the main news. I'm going to do it in algebra form, just so you get the idea.)
(HERO + HORROR + CUTE + SAD + CUTE + DISTRESSING + CUTE) = (BULLSHIT BAFFLES BRAINS)
Now For the main!
UK THERAPEUTICS CREATE ACCORD TASK FORCE.
Rob Andrew explains why the program will be beneficial to pharmaceutical companies. 🧐👉👌💵💶💷💰💎
UK, EU AND U.S RELEASE ECONOMIC POLICY RESPONSE.
By their impressively thought out economic response, the evidence is clear where their efforts have been going over the last 5 weeks. Lots of mention of liquidity.
The UK ARE NOW REPLACING THE WORDS DEFINITELY, ACCURATE AND TRUTH, with the words, APPARENTLY AND POSSIBLY regarding the death toll. Experts fudging numbers or government telling fibs, you decide?
NATO RAPID RESPONSE SUPPORTS LOCAL COMMUNITIES TO COMBAT CORONA VIRUS.
Battle-ready formation, they can support collective defense, crisis management ALSO COOPERATIVE SECURITY THROUGH PARTNERSHIP.
THE MAGICAL BIRTH OF A PUPPY.
His name was Bob! (Cue System of a Down’s Sugar)
On that Note, thank you. Now I'm going to leave you suddenly dangling by a piece of string made from confusion and fear.
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By Ellis Robinson
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